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We shouldn't love them. We've been warned against them. We're told we don't need them. But, Heaven Help Us... We sure do WANT them!
No disrespect to the wives and significant others; we know better than to chase these these guys in real life. We're just enjoying some harmless fantasies because Damn... These guys are FINE!
BAD BOYS WE LOVE... Because We Can't Help it!
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In the past, he’s been called all kinds of bad things: asshole, trouble-maker, crazy negro, etc. but we call him downright FINE! Ok so he has a pointy head and the infamous Pistons/Pacer brawl against him, but that don’t change the fact that Ron got it goin on! Ron Artest is downright bangin: he’s tall and pumped with some of the best guns in the NBA. Not only that, there’s something really sexy about his smile (Whenever he DOES smile). Formery referred to as a ruff-neck, Ron seems to have calmed down as he’s gotten older and the maturity wears well. Let’s just hope he’s gotten better at controlling his wild-ass temper!
Our Ron Artest fantasy: A hard-core slammer. This is the kind of man we’d expect to throw our legs over his shoulders, apply all his weight and drive that bulging pipe home. If you like the element of danger, Ron's the one. But, we imagine he can be tender too. And we believe he also likes to eat coochie; it’s something about the way he licks those succulent lips. Men like Ron tend to be powerhouses. Would we love to feel just one night of power with a man like that!
Jim Iyke
Our Troy Polomalu fantasy: The long, hot spear that drives you insane. We’d bet a man like this likes it all angles, but specializes in doggie. As your fantasy man is hunched over your back, spreading your butt-cheeks like sandwich bread and plunging deep inside, he’d probably be growling with pleasure. And you'll be screaming with delight. Are there more guys like Troy in Samoa? We wanna visit that island and find out!
This incredibly sexy beast looks like he should be in a jungle somewhere, drizzling you with sweet juices while you play with his banana. They call him The Tazmanian Devil; he earned that name by being a demon on the football field. His strong features and exotic locks make him impossible to ignore; just imagine burying your hands in that thick, wavy hair! Creamy skin, nice teeth and pretty lips round out the package. And he seems to have a great personality!
Troy has eyes that gleam with fire; his powerful hands look like they know what to do. Not only that, he’s got a tight, lean body and can run
Troy Polomalu
Michael Vick
Dark chocolate and full of surprises, Michael Vick is fine as hell! He's smooth and glossy, young and virile. We wish we could see him do a strip show! He got a raw deal when he was sent to jail for dog fighting. Sure, it was immature and trifling to make money off pit-bulls tearing each other apart, but did he really deserve to spend all that time behind bars? This man’s got a look about him that makes any woman think S-E-X! He’s lean, but pumped and one of the most talented players in the NFL. We searched high and low for a photo of Vick with his shirt off, to no avail (That was a very BIG disappointment!). Still, one can easily see the brotha is bangin and deserves his place in the Bad Boys We Love list. Wow!
Our Michael Vick fantasy: A stroke-master. Vick looks like the kind of man who’ll stroke your G-spot in ways that have you crying for more. He'd be gentle, yet masterful. And he'd drive you to ecstacy again and again. We imagine a chocolate brotha like this would prefer it from the side, so he can hit those unknown places. He’d want to spread them legs wide for total access and keep a solid rhythm. With that kind of athleticism, he’d have to be good for several rounds. He also looks like a great kisser.
Intense, passionate and so intriguing to watch, Jim is unarguably one of Nollywoods’s biggest stars. And for good reason. This flamboyant, talented actor is compelling in any role, but he is most superb as the good/evil twins in Kings Battle.
His wide eyes burn into you while his juicy lips draw you in. His intensity is hypnotizing; he has a melodic voice and can disappear into any character. His compact body is covered with skin like warm molasses.
Our Jim Ikye fantasy: The king of cunnilingus. Men like Jim have juicy lips meant for sucking. And we believe the stroke game is good, too. Jim seems like the kind of man that wants you to get on on top. And make the ride very satisfying. Hail to the Motherland! What a sexy African!
Ron Artest
Unfortunately, Jim also appears to be a magnet for adverse publicity. Earlier this year, there was talk of an impending marriage to his girlfriend, but as far as we know, this hot Nigerian is still on the market.
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like hell. He's more the nice-guy type, but his intensity on the football field creates a bad-boy fantasy. It’s no wonder women everywhere consider Troy one of the sexiest players in the NFL.
Vick makes us wanna do it All-American! Give that boy a home-cooked meal, rub him down with some cocoa butter and go to WORK!
Loos like he's saying: You been a VERY Bad Girl... Now bend over so I can...
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