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Dear Jim,
My man don't eat the coochie. No matter what I do. I don't want to break up and I'm trying not to cheat, but I need that in my life. I love him but I'm losing interest. What do I do?
- Gotta Have It
Dear Gotta Have It,
He won't eat it? That's like sayin a bear won't eat honey! In my book, there's only a few reasons a man won't go down there to the sweet fruit of the vaginas. We need to find out the reason. It could be: a) He ain't developed the taste for it, b) He's a homosexual, c) Somethin don't smell right down there, or d) All the above. If it's "a" or "c" there might be some hope. In the case of "a", that man ain't develop the taste for a woman's vagina and he need to find out what he missin. But, he gotta wanna try it. Start him out with oysters. If a man can eat oysters, he can eat anything! Wash the vagina real good and put somethin tasty on it that he can handle. Like grape jelly. Then make him lie down, stick his tongue out and you sit on his face. But, don't smother him young lady because then he'll be traumatized and he'll run from it like a ghost. If he ain't willin to try at all, and you love him then you might wanna start cheatin. Just use that protection so you don't catch nothin. If it's "c" then you need to see your doctor because sometimes women get yeast in there like they put yeast in the beer. And the funny things up in there might act crazy. But, that ain't nothin to be ashamed of; it's natural part of life. Better ask your man if he got aversion to the odor. If he says yes then get yourself checked. Once you straighten your feminine problem, you should be ok. Good luck and Bon Appetits!
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